Products & Services

Vintage vibes, foul mouths, and a whole lot of charm.
I turn forgotten china into bold, hilarious display pieces—because your walls deserve more than bland art and your shelves need a little sass. Each piece is one-of-a-kind, lovingly thrifted and hand-finished with profanity and personality. Perfect for gifting, shocking, or just keeping for yourself.

Profanity China – vintage china with cheeky, sweary sayings for display
Decorative Wall Plates – reimagined traditional plates with modern, humorous quotes
Sassy Gift China – perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, and irreverent holiday gifts
Custom Quote Plates – personalised plates with your own message (funny, heartfelt, or rude—your choice)